Subject: Fwd: prom night 


       Joey's sister, Candy, who is a junior asked him, "Hey, Joey, who
are ya takin' to the prom?"

       Joey responds, "No one.  I don't want to go."

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, I'm sure there are LOTS of girls who'd love to
be takin' to your senior prom with ya."

       "To be truthful, there are none."

       "Well, you can take me.", says Candy.

       "Er, I don't know...", he starts.

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       "I suppose you are right.  OK"


       So, Joey's prom night rolls along.  They show up at the ballroom
and just sit around and talk to their friends.  Then Candy comes up to
Joey and says, "C'mon, Joey, let's dance."

       "I don't know.", he says, "You're my sister and..."

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       Joey thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well, OK."

       They get on the dance floor and all of a sudden the song ends and
a slow number begins.  Joey hesitates at first but Candy coaxes him along.
As they dance, Candy grabs Joey's ass.

       "HEY!!!  What's wrong with you?  You're my sister!  Are you sick
or something?"

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       "Well, OK.", he says but adds, "Just clam down a little."

       Eventually, the prom is over and people are leaving.  Joey and
Candy go to their car and begin to drive home.  Candy then says, "Hey,
Joey, let's stop somewhere and talk.  I wanna talk to you about
somethin'."

       "I don't know...the way you were...", starts Joey.

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       "Well, OK."

       So, Joey drives off to a secluded spot.  He parks and shuts off
the engine.  They start talking.  Just chit-chatting and not really
talking about anything.  Then Candy says, "Hey, Joey, how about a kiss?"

       "WHAT!!!  Are nuts or something?  That's digusting!  You're my
sister!  How can you say that?"

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       "Well, OK.", he says and kisses her on the cheek.

       "Joey, I want a real kiss.", she says a bit disappointed.

       "You are disgusting..."

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       "Well, OK.", he relents and they French kiss.

       Afterwards Candy says, "OK, Joey, let's do it!"

       "WHAT!?!??!  Are you screwed up or something???  You are
absolutely disgusting!  You need your head examined.  We're going home
Now!"

       "Ah, c'mon, Joey, it's prom night and prom night's special."

       Joey stops to think about it and then says, "Well, OK."

       So, they do it.  After an hour or so, they stop.  After they
get their clothes on and are about to leave, Candy says, "You know what,
Joey?  You're almost as heavy as dad."

       Joey says, "I know.  That's what mom says."